Debate drinking game: Drink, just drink that’s the game.
Posted by Kurt Ryan on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Watching the two old guys from The Muppet Show debate.
Posted by Don Kelly on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
TWO MEN FIGHTING OVER RETIREMENT HOME PARKING SPACE CAUGHT LIVE ON CAMERA #debates #debates2020 #2020debates pic.twitter.com/8wszTFPkbt
— The Shovel (@TheShovel) September 30, 2020
In a scene reminiscent of the point in V for Vendetta when the whole country realizes what a farce everything is simultaneously, comedians and regular humans alike came together during the first US televised presidential debate and found solace in madness. They posted on Facebook, on Twitter, on Instagram – and they had us laughing all night.
Enjoy some of our favourite jokes from comedians and humans who watched the debate.
I see we've reached the "Everyone laughing at the farce on TV simultaneously" scene in V for Vendetta. #TikTok
Posted by Danny Mendlow on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
As is sort of our deal, we’ll start with #TeamCanada – who had a particularly strong night out:
The way I see it, there should be two takeaways from last nights debate1) The Presidency2) The Democratic Nomination
Posted by Jeff Elliott on Wednesday, September 30, 2020
I know that everyone is up in arms about the debate last night but I do want to say it’s very on brand for America, so from a marketing standpoint it was a success.
Posted by Kathleen McGee on Wednesday, September 30, 2020
you ain't ever been to the burbsDon't ever come to the burbs'cause you ain't understand the burbsAnd stay the fuck out of the burbsDJ Sleepy Joe.
Posted by Kenny Robinson on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
That wasn’t a debate, that was a Facebook back and forth comment thread…
Posted by Jean Paul on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
There's gonna be THREE debates??? Just give me the Rona instead
Posted by Danish Anwar on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
This debate is like a Legion with an open bar.????
Posted by Kenny Robinson on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Trump like an angry GF; can't stay on topic in an argument.
Posted by Keith Pedro on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
But, as it is their country after all, the Yanks had the most scathing outlook on the prospects to ‘lead’ the nation
I've already gone thru 2 gallons of Hydroxychloroquine
Posted by Gene Pompa on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Anyone else masturbating to the debate?
Posted by Kurt Ryan on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
We need electric shock collars for this debate.
Posted by Jay Nog on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
This “Grumpy Old Men” remake sucks. #Debates2020
Posted by Richard Douglas Jones on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Wow…I've seen more civil debate on Jerry Springer
Posted by Lane Romero-Reiss on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
That debate makes me long for the 4th quarter of a Falcons game.
Posted by Costaki Economopoulos on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
If any white supremacists were undecided, I think Trump nailed down those votes.
Posted by Tom Simmons on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Chris Wallace is that poor substitute teacher that keeps getting spit wads every time he turns around
Posted by Gene Pompa on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Trump is my biggest nightmare….A heckler who became president
Posted by James Mattern on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
This is like a bad zoom call
Posted by Jay Nog on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
After all was said in done, the prevailing despair was palpable… what else can you do but laugh at it?
The next debate should be moderated by a family therapist.
— Paul Provenza (@PaulProvenza) September 30, 2020
"This was a train wreck."No, train wrecks are an event we want to stop and look at.
Posted by Tom Simmons on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
That debate had all the class of Roe V. Wade in a coat hanger match at the next Wrestlemania
Posted by Tyler Morrison on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
In hindsight we should've had Joe Rogan moderate this shitshow #Debates2020
Posted by Travis Irvine on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Debate is over and, ironically, I may actually need to shoot bleach into my system to feel clean again.#Debates2020
Posted by Don Kelly on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Just finished watching the debate.
Posted by Ryan Dillon on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
To live in a country of 328 million and have only these two to choose from — what an embarrassment.
Posted by Andrew Barr on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Said it before. I'll say it again.#ChappelleSykes2020 #Debate2020
Posted by Danny Mendlow on Tuesday, September 29, 2020
